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You may link to the page all you want. So quit asking, OK?
This section has been, in various forms, on my webpage for a long time. It has grown and been modified over time to some sort of weird mess.
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If you are still reading this and believe what I am saying, and think this is actual fine print, you should be hung, shot, stretched, disemboweled, drawn, quartered, castrated, pelted with firecrackers, burned, frozen, used as firelighters, and have your tongue stretched around your head six times. These warnings are completely tongue-in-cheek.
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