Quotes
- "Lighter Fencing - It's the only sport where the upper hand is not
necessarily a good thing!"
- --Unknown
- "No"
- --Ryan Kelly, when asked if yes means no, and no means yes
- "How weird it must be to be normal"
- --Penny Morris
- "I'm not defensive"
- --Ryan Kelly, moments before trying to stab me with a pen
- "Hangovers are the wrath of grapes."
- --Unknown
- "I don't need a friggin' battalion, just get me 12
guys, Spanish speak, who understand discretionary warfare"
- --Unknown
- "It'll take more than a slight correction to keep this puppy in
the pen"
- --WEBN
- "On the other hand, you have different fingers."
- --Unknown
- "Last week, I saw a woman flayed, and you would hardly believe how
much it altered her person for the worse."
- --Jonathan Swift
- "However, I do not pretend that what I see is the only absolute
truth. If this were the case, I am sure that I would be drinking
Sprite, using AT&T, and driving a Saturn."
- --Bradlet C. Lackey
- "The only way to stay sane is to go crazy."
- --Unknown
- "We like being cheap and used"
- --Some used CD store in Columbus
- "Hearing oneself think is highly overrated"
- --Kenny Alverson
- "Save the planet, kill a conformist"
- --Ash
- "Information is free; let's keep it that way"
- --The Silicon Dragon
- "If it doesn't bother anybody, don't bother doing it"
- --N. Fitz
- "Wait - one explosive at a time here"
- --PhreNeTiK
- "
Where we come from, it's 'In God we trust, all others we polygraph'
"
- --Teejay, from The Cuckoo's Egg, by Cliff Stoll, referring to the CIA
- "Out of order coes chaos, out of chaos coes death and anarchy,
then comes lunch"
- --Chris Connelly
- "Don't let your school get in the way of your education"
- --Unknown
- "Moral support automatic... immoral or ammoral support by apt. only."
- --Galan
- "I don't have any questions, do you have any answers?"
- --Mark Wilkins, moments before canceling class
- "Your life has taken on a life of it's own"
- --SQUEAL Gupte
- "What would a world be like without hypothetical situations?"
- --Mr. Fairbanks, S.J.
- "The great thing about fire is that it goes with anything"
- --Eric Wagner
- "I checked my code in last week and thats when all the errors started"
- --Oren
- "Did you notice that Kai shaved his goat off?"
- --Oren
- "Any Q's call/email/page/throw/burp"
- --Tom
- "Sonic is like mario on speed and E at the same time"
- --Justus
- "Why use a hammer when you have a piledriver around"
- --Jason
- "Every time I put on a suit I have to go on the Internet"
- --Anton
- "I see where you are coming from. As far as I'm concerned, you can go back"
- --Oren
- "If I had a cable mode, doubtlessly I would use it nonstop"
- --Oren
- "Mornings for putting out fires, afternoons for starting tomorrow's"
- --Chris (Talking about coding)
- "You are opening your banana the wrong way"
- --Ken
- "This is actually how monkeys open their bananas"
- --Oren
Copyright 2007, Ken Wronkiewicz